Fake Bitzel

Once, on a day lost to time, there was a second Bitzel, identical to the first in all but his nature. His name was also Bitzel. No one knows whence he came, only his reason for doing so, and his reason was MAYHEM. On said forgotten day did the Fake Bitzel enter the server and wreak havoc across the land ever so sneakily, while the true Bitzel ate tacos, unaware of the ensuing carnage.

The Damage Dealt
As soon as he joined, the Fake Bitzel started spamming. Innocent chatters were of course unaware that this was not the true Bitzel. He spammed for about thirty minutes straight, during which period said bystanders realised his falsehood. He soon changed his tactics. At this point he began trolling with crude conversation and insulting language. Many chatters attempted to alert the staff, but were unsuccessful. It would be an hour before the true Bitzel discovered the treachery which had befallen his kingdom.

Aftermath
The Fake Bitzel was banned by King Bitzel after he had finished his tacos, and has never been heard from since. As damaging as the event was, it did not come without benefits. Soon after, Bitzel hired the first mods, some to become the very same warriors who defend the kingdom to this day.

Theories and Alleged Conspiracies
To this day, historians ask the same question: why? No one knows the true motive of the Fake Bitzel and whether it was accomplished. A common belief is that it was an attempt to create bad publicity for the King. Along with this, there are allegations that some or even all of the events recorded were inaccurate or even orchestrated. Some say that the Fake Bitzel Raid was done to cover up the abduction and replacement of the true Bitzel and that the current King has been false all along...